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bendy buttsmack

This is where you have the mad runs, and you get your girlfriend to come over and play some kinky games with you. You bend over and tell her to spank you as hard as she can and when she does you spray her with shit and she'll end up using her hand like a fan, causing your shit to backfire... ENJOY!
The bendy buttsmack makes me have orgasms. -or- One time i bendy buttsmacked my dog and it was really intense.
by slamy July 23, 2004
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the buttsman

the best he lives in Australia he hates racisms, sexism homophobia, transphobia but also SJWs.
the buttsman makes me laugh he so fucking funny
by GABRIALD January 17, 2021
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Buntism

The phenomenon where a (usually older) Western male is involved in a sexual relationship with a (usually younger) woman of S.E. Asian origin.

Based on the character of Bunt in the Paul Theroux novel, Kowloon Tong, who is involved in such a relationship.
Often just said as a single word, possibly to imply an inappropriate relationship - (whispered) "Buntism".
by Steve Potts June 14, 2007
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burtism

practice and philosophy of the burt (all encompassing)
Esoteric Burtism was my guiding light in a sea of degeneracy
by burtinctionburtinction May 14, 2017
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Buttsmith

1) A person who makes butts.

2) A person who scrapes another's asshole, usually with a tool of some kind.
That guy Brandon is a total buttsmith.
by Fr05TYb0X June 21, 2016
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Buttimous Craximous

A term used to describe a butt crack.
Pull up your pants! Your buttimous Craximous is showing!
by Janster August 6, 2013
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buttiss

You buttiss!
Craig is the buttiss.
by Albert September 21, 2003
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