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buttery mando 

this act should be performed during foreplay.

A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.
oi bro, whys your leg all red?

i had my bitch doing the buttery mando all night.

Fuck yeah
buttery mando by the smelly jew August 31, 2010

Butters many Parsnips 

guy 1: See that girl over there?
guy 2: Yeah, what about her?
guy 1: I bet that girl butters many parsnips.

Imus learn some better manners 

What "The Don" should have said to himself before he ever became a radio personality.
It actually took a debate with Al Sharpton to get "The BIG I" to admit that, "Imus learn some better manners" --- yeah, no s**t, Sherlock!

Butermans 

Incestuous farmers found in the westernmost province of Canada.
Butermans.
Butermans by D.Nezbit October 4, 2010

betterman 

A great song by Pearl Jam. About a wife's struggle with her husband. Listen to it live on Yahoo or the album version, but bottom line, just listen to it. You will see the light.
Betterman is a great song, nuff said.
betterman by Brazzle June 17, 2006

butterman 

The ladykiller, Don Juan, Cassanova bastard who always fucks the hottest bitches. The butterman has all the cash, the hot car, basically he's the guy who's got all the shit you wish you had.
"Dude, I was wheeling that hot skank until the butterman showed up, took her into the ladies room and screwed her ass right there in the stall."
"Man, you just can't stop the butterman."
butterman by hammerthumbs February 11, 2005