buttmonster

Someone who is being either annoying, inappropriate, or an asshole.

Suck vage, you're being a buttmonster.

by poopcock December 19, 2007

Butternut

One of the best funniest words to hear in a british accent that will make anyone laugh.

Sam: im so depressed -cries-
Jack: :( ~in a british accent~ butternut
Sam: hahaha.

by Sky Vanity October 2, 2014

Butternut

to have nuts {testicles} that melt in your mouth like butter.

mmmm Jeremiah is a butternut!

by thelovenest August 17, 2010

Buttdonkey

A person who, through their actions or attitude, resembles a donkey that resembles a butt.

Derek Jeter is a Buttdonkey

by skmastaz July 17, 2005

butternut

a man or woman you find sexually attractive, ie or hot

"Man, that guy's a total butternut!" - Steph
"You're my butternut!" - Tricia

by College Butternut September 21, 2011

buttnut

Climax experienced as one finishes fucking another in the ass.

Hey, Devon, did you buttnut that shit last night?

by JosueFender August 8, 2008

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018