Buttclock

the act of putting a grandfather clock in anothers anus and having random people tell you what time it is!

hey I'm bored lets make a buttclock

by mhoward August 23, 2011

Miss buttocks

She’s a plain ass bitch. She’s a bad god damn teacher and she fucks teachers around her class. She keeps her students for long and she don’t know facts

Bob: bruuu we have miss buttocks for maths
Ella: ohh no she a bitch

by Secret persona May 29, 2019

Pre-Buttocks

The unexpected pleasant feeling of warmth upon sitting down somewhere that was recently taken up, or occupied.

Anthea revelled in a pre-buttocks moment when the door to the Ladies finally opened, and she sat down on on a lovely heated toilet seat.

Junior gave up his seat on the subway to an older man, who sat down and thanked him for his lovely pre-buttockx moment.

by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020

what the buttcheeks

An expression you say when you see or here something you don't want to or didn't expect to hear.

OMG NAT! did u hear that tom and jerry aren't friends anymore?

WHAT THE BUTTCHEEKS are you serious Jay ?,that's crazy they have been friend's since 3rd grade!!

by bowtheturtle24 April 19, 2018

Suck dick through my buttcheeks

Basically Anal Sex

I can suck dick through my buttcheeks!

Good for you...

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

buttcheeks

Used to describe something that sucks. See buns, bundies, ass.

That movie was buttcheeks.

by k.g. y'all December 28, 2005

Buttcheck

Noun or verb: When one believes that their expelled flatulence may have been wet.

After attempting a silent fart in class, Maddie immediately ran to the bathroom for a buttcheck

by Chickenchipper March 15, 2009