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bummer

1. A word describing the misfortune of something or someone.
2. A situation in which no desireable result can occur
3. A negative form of agreement.
4. A response used when the respondee couldn't care less about the topic at hand.
1. Friend 1: My wife left me last night
Friend 2: Bummer for you.

2. Man 1: We're surrounded by venomous snakes!
Man 2: Wow, this is quite the bummer.

3. Girl: Do you find me attractive?
Guy: Bummer

4. Friend 1: It appears that tomorrow is my last day to live.
Friend 2: Bummer
by PsykoMnky August 28, 2003
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donut bumper

A slang term describing a homosexual woman,
insinuating that she humps other female's crotches.
That unusually large lady over there is a donut bumper.
by DeeBoz December 19, 2005
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Bumper Hole

1 - When you rammin her and you "accidentally slip(fukkin liar)" and hit her in the sphincter with ya kong dong more then once.

2 - When you think all of a skanerdoodles slut holes are attractive and you want to cock slam as many as you can.
My hoe bag won't let me cock smash her backside dark vortex, so I keep playing bumper holes to try and push the issues.

That 500lb fat crusty cum dumpster got so many sweaty folds I am gonna play Bumper holes with as many as I can.
by Vortakai August 26, 2017
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star bummer

A bright light, such as security lights or a streetlight, that makes it impossible to get a good look at the stars.
You: Damn! The streetlights just came on! What a star bummer.
Me: They won't be on for long, fetch my BB gun!
by a sarcastic kid January 10, 2009
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Bumper Chodes

Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.

Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.
I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.
by Chodem Johnson July 20, 2009
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bumper sticker activism

To tell the world what they should be doing and what you think by plastering your car with bumper stickers to that effect.
Jim: That "Keep Tahoe Blue" sticker is really making me wonder how to keep Tahoe blue.
Mike: Yeah, Berkeley is full of bumper sticker activism. Too bad the sticker's on a Ford Expedition, since keeping Tahoe blue involves reducing emissions.
by wendyrocks November 6, 2006
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Foggy Bummer

"Aww, it's a wee foggy bummer" ^_^
by BlackM4mba September 8, 2009
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