country bumpkin

Someone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks.

Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin.

by LB March 31, 2004

Bumskin

A bumskin is a really dirty dumb low life person who doesn't care about anything other than having sex , drinking , and smoking.

Student 1: Dude did you hear about Kim and Brad ?
Student 2: No , What ?
Student 1: They were caught in the school bathroom smoking weed and having sex !
Student 2: WHAT ; that's crazy !
Student 1: But you know they're just bumskins anyway !
Student 2: True , true they don't care about anything. Plus they're super dirty , like who have sex in school bathrooms ?

Student 1: Haha , they are truly the definition of a bumskin dude !

by Kiiiiiii(: June 6, 2010

beach bumpkin

A country bumpkin that lives on a beach.

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.

by Clinker March 15, 2008

bumpkin

a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town

Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.

by Toria March 28, 2004

bumpkin

Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.

Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig.

by City Lad August 17, 2008

bumbling

a state of confusion a person enters when they come face to face with greatness; also occurs when meeting a celebrity.

Jadah walks into the Pub and sits at the bar.
Jadah says, "May I have a screwdriver?"
The bumbling bartender is noticibly shaken by her surreal beauty. And reaches under the bar then hands her a phillips head. "It's on the house."

by Jadah February 5, 2005

Country Bumpkin

Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart

Some country bumpkin almost ran me the fuck over in their sea foam green Chevy pickup truck

by yaboiclarence September 29, 2019