Bullshitta 

One who slacks off, lazy, non productive

Are you gunna be a bullshitta this weekend or are we goin to hang out.

Bullshitta by Lib Master February 6, 2010

bullshittamous 

Similar to Bullshittery, but with a Latin root tweek making it much more acrid and pretentiously, erudite diminishment.

So the doc told me that I'm gonna be IMPOTENT after my prostate surgery.
Is that so? I'd hafta be thinin' bullshittamous on that! You can always get one of those finger-up-the-ass, pump-up cocks right!!??

bullshittamous by YAWA March 10, 2022

bullshitter of the week 

an award to the person who bullshits the most in a week (they are not actually aware they have recieved the award!)

michelle has talked way more bullshit than the usual suspects, so i'll crown her bullshitter of the week.


oh wait.. can you smell something? ohhh think that might be bullshit, coming from bullshitter of the week.

bullshitter of the week by gayul March 1, 2009

professional bullshitter 

Someone who is so good at lying that you believe them even when you know they are probably lying.

Boy: I love you forever, I always have.

Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.

Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.

Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.

Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.

Girl: ya, I love you too.

A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.

professional bullshitter by With Love chris June 29, 2016

Bata Bullshitter 

A Trent University student who spends most of their time outside the Bata steps talking about things that they pretend to feel, dreams they won't chase, and hoping that staying in school will never allow them to confront their failure to chase their dreams head on.

T: I really want to have my own place, go to grad school, and really live for myself. It's all other peoples' fault that I can't accomplish these things.

N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.

Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today

Bata Bullshitter by camdamily October 15, 2008

bullshitter 

someone who tells you all about their millions of castles all around the world, and their own island that no one else knows about, their 10000s of musical intruments that dont excist the list goes on and on and on...

in short- Dale blackburn

bullshitter by mwahahaa November 8, 2004

bullshitery 

When something is so bullshit you call it bullshitery

"The fact I didnt get drafted for World War III is so bullshitery"

bullshitery by BigBlackBasketBallPlayers February 27, 2023