Bullshine 

a gloss of appetizing bullshit to cover up some seriously sickening other shit, i.e. euphemistic spin of something that the bullshiner (one who applys bullshine to something) is trying to cover up

hospitals explaining the consolidation of care as coordinating care for better patient care (the bullshine), when really they are consolidating so as to gather bargaining power with insurance companies (the sickening other shit that needs to be covered up).

Bullshine by jizztheEyeberg October 18, 2009

Bullshnieder 

(Bull-shny-der) Another public way to say Bull$&!% politely.

Chuck(in the office):Did you know i got a 50% raise?
Bill(in the office):Bullshnieder!

Bullshnieder by LEOGEO October 29, 2009

Conflicting Bullshits 

When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!

Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.

Conflicting Bullshits by Bad Appleseed December 30, 2010

bullshitspiration 

The time when you don't fully understand something, but try to explain it to someone else, and you're bullshitting the whole thing and realize what you're actually saying and understand what you're trying to say

(after an explanation)
Person 1: I just gat a serious case of bullshitspiration.
Person 2: Funny how that works out, huh?

bullshitspiration by Greenbro December 27, 2017

Bullshevist 

Bullshevist is someone who adheres to the idealogy of Bullshevism, which is based on fakery and lies...or believes in Bullshitting himself (self brainwashing) and also others into being average in everything they do, say or think.

The bullshevist is convinced he's she's and we're all living in what Voltaire's Dr. Pangloss calls "the best of all possible worlds".
The Bullshevist is clever in concealing his or her true idealogical leanings..
He sees only progress, and advancement, and positive outcome in every human endeavor, whether it proves to be successful or not, or a futile folly. There's no room for improvement..
The Bullshevist can't distinguish between success and failure.
Because in his or her mind, we all must equalize everything or make all things egalitarian as the Bullshevist equates success with failure and vice versa.
There's no such thing as a "loser" for a Bullshevist..The world is only made up of winners. Thus we're all equally losers and winners..It's a "win win" situation for the Bullshevist..
Thus everything becomes a success and everyone is successful because failure, dissapointment, utter personal ruin doesn't exist for the Bullshevist.
Therefore taking risks, making an effort to perfect or master a skill is futile, because you can't lose in a world run and dominated by Bullshevism..

The Bullshevist couldn't admit to his own failure in life as all things are relative ..

Bullshevist by Michael Woodman March 25, 2019

bullshetti

A less offensive form of bullsh*t generally used when something is not 100% right

The work they make us do is just bullshetti

bullshetti by ra_starz_again August 21, 2008

bullshiss 

a noncursing way of saying bullshit

You gay ass nigga cut that Bullshiss out.

bullshiss by billy Bob Smyth April 26, 2006