Oye Rajiv Bhatia chutiye...kahan tha tu bhagode..bol firse bhaagega kya..??
Rajiv - Nahin sir ji maaf kr do.
Rajiv - Nahin sir ji maaf kr do.
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Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn
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Get the Behat'nu mug.Prabhjot Singh Bhatia is a name not given but earned. You have to be destined for failure to inherit this name and it is accompanied with a curse, a curse that gives you a choice with a predetermined answer. The forked ways between physical and mental excellence, but the name's owner's chosen option is irrelevant because the subject will have neither. A dreadful life to live indeed.
Prabhjot Singh Bhatia will have to lie to his friends and loved ones, and even have to go to the extent of changing work place if his lies unfold. He will have to leave behind everything and 'start-over'. But the curse won't leave the pleb. He'll change cities, continents even, so that he will have the privilege of lying to his family and cutting off all friends. But sadly he won't be able to learn how to break the name's curse.
The only way out is to embrace this failure and live with a yes-man mindset of expressing himself to the so called loved ones.
Prabhjot Singh Bhatia will have to lie to his friends and loved ones, and even have to go to the extent of changing work place if his lies unfold. He will have to leave behind everything and 'start-over'. But the curse won't leave the pleb. He'll change cities, continents even, so that he will have the privilege of lying to his family and cutting off all friends. But sadly he won't be able to learn how to break the name's curse.
The only way out is to embrace this failure and live with a yes-man mindset of expressing himself to the so called loved ones.
Tyrone: Hey Prabhjot Singh Bhatia, don't worry my friend I'll always be with you.
Chad: Yeah brodin we're in it till the end!
Stacy: Please Prabhjot Singh Bhatia if you ever have any, any problem please tell me I'll surely help you.
Prabhjot Singh Bhatia: *Damn.. I guess its time to change friends again*
Prabhjot Singh Bhatia: Ofcourse!
Chad: Yeah brodin we're in it till the end!
Stacy: Please Prabhjot Singh Bhatia if you ever have any, any problem please tell me I'll surely help you.
Prabhjot Singh Bhatia: *Damn.. I guess its time to change friends again*
Prabhjot Singh Bhatia: Ofcourse!
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This is named after the President of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari, whose calls always brings about something bad to the receiver. A Buhari's Call should be avoided by any means necessary.
This is named after the President of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari, whose calls always brings about something bad to the receiver. A Buhari's Call should be avoided by any means necessary.
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