During Bedtime

An addition to a "Your Mom" comeback.

Another one could be: In bed,during bedtime stories, and during the time of bed.

Guy 1: Your Stupid
Guy 2: Ur Mom's stupid...
Guy 2: DURING BEDTIME.

by kikikikik September 19, 2006

bedtime cape

A sheet or blanket that one tosses around their back and holds onto while running around the house screaming "I have my bedtime cape on."

*10pm

"time for my bedtime cape!"

by Melissaemily October 12, 2013

bedtime inkjet

When you're having a quiet wank next to your partner at bedtime, usually after they've rejected you, and just as you're about to cum you roll over and jizz over them instead

I gave Jesse a bedtime inkjet last night, after she said she had a headache and wasn't in the mood

by InkjetInventor June 11, 2018

Bedtime

Bedtime"well if it isn't my old nemesis, Mr. Baby!"
Baby"I will never fall victim to likes of zzzzzzzz."
Bedtime"it seems I have won this round."

"Yo Ima sick ass Baby and ain't need no bedtime becau-zzzzzzzzz."

by I CRAZY UNICORN January 19, 2020

Bedtime Roulette

Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.

Work has sucked lately. I think it's time for another round of Bedtime Roulette.

by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021

Bedtime baghdad

To ejaculate in to someone else's bed and make it up again so it's not noticed.

I'm away to Bedtime Baghdad the polish cunts bed cause he'll not see it for 2 days

by Drunkies March 20, 2021

Buttime

When a person accidentally Facetime dials another person on their smartphone, similar to the common term “buttdial”.

It hilarious when I buttime my brother at 2 am.

by Kyxkyxkycuph53;7(88),).)/4;7(7 April 4, 2021