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Lightskin nigga with a fatass dick and nice ass smile
Damm you see that boy bryan , he’s so cute and tall
Bryan by ShawdyBad September 22, 2017
1. Bryans are like majestic stallions. They are strong, handsome, beyond the average intelligence for their species, and have big ding-a-ding-a-longs.

2. The only formal unit of measurement solely for measuring the size of one's own Gentleman's Sausage.
Elon Musk: We expect that the Hyperloop will be able to take someone anywhere 5 light years away in 2 minutes. Sadly, it will take a whole century to travel a Bryan long.
Bryan by shrekalex May 27, 2019
Bryan is truly a beast. He's hot and sexy and I'd let him cum in my asshole. I love him very much and he always kicks the right spot.
" Oh Bryan yes, I love you too now fuck me harder. "
Bryan by Boiboibou March 27, 2017
A Bryan is someone who enjoys swearing. He thinks that saying 'shit' before everything he says is cool, and enjoys greeting every other Bryan species he counters with a 5-minute long secret handshake. He thinks that he is good at sports but isn't that great. His personality is very dislikable, and he believes that other Urban Dictionary definitions for Bryan make him a genius. He is a petty narcissist whose life revolves around a game made in the 1960s called For the Win.
Wow, is Bryan playing FTW again?
Wow, Bryan is so smart that he tries to flip over escalators.
Ripped as fuck, Sexy, he also has a big dick
Bryan by ...14football14... February 22, 2017
the most perfect guy in the world. he can make you smile on your darkest days. and is really cute and sweet. often thinks little of himself even though he should be thinking the truth which is that he is perfect and sweet and there is nothing wrong with him. anybody would be lucky to have a bryan as a friend. and even more a girl would be lucky to have him as a boyfriend.
person 1.: are you hanging out with bryan?
person 2.: yes of course if i could i would hang out with him every day.
person 1.: yeah me to..
person 2.: bryan's perfect.
Bryan by katiepooh January 5, 2012
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