brothersterno

The coolest Mofo on the planet.

Damn, look at that guy, looks like he's trying to brothersterno his way into her pants!

by Brothersterno December 27, 2003

Blutwurst Surprise

Where a guy pulls out of a woman after sex, only to be surprised to find his cock covered in menstrual blood because she didn't tell him she was on her period.

Guy 1: So did you score with Suzie last night?
Guy 2: I gave her a proper smashing, but the dirty bitch didn't tell she was on her rags - gave me with a blutwurst surprise
Guy 1: Jesus man... that's just nasty

by Mighty Ginge July 28, 2009

bratworst

the worst kind of brat XD XD

OR

a sausage

garet is such a bratworst

by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 3, 2019

blutwurst

Meat, especially beef, that is dark-colored before being cooked.
( Red Meat)

Dude #1: Hey check it out, a hamburger!
Dude #2: Damn it's blutwurst

by asdfasdf February 11, 2005

bratwurst

Similar to the term "rice" when referring to automobiles, but in specific relation to cars of German manufacture. Always used when speaking of vehicles which have been unnecessarily "suped up" in ways that make them glow and loud, but never fast, and never by anyone who would know how to drive the cars properly.

That GTI is pure Bratwurst.

by 4play April 21, 2003

Triple Bratwurst

A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.

I have a date tonight, if things go well she might just wind up uncasing the triple brat.

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

Bratwurst’s Hoist

Doing something in such a strict and rigid manner that there is absolutely no room for error. While this may be due to possible danger or desire to get something just right, taken to unnecessary extremes Bratwurst's Hoist can suck all the fun out of a particular activity or situation.

The magician knew it was of utmost importance that he practise Bratwurst’s Hoist while doing his trick otherwise his life might be in danger.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010