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bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.
Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.
by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010
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bromestic

when a group of bros live together in a house, apartment or other residence, and share in some sort of bromance. in extreme cases of bromesticity, members may have nicknames that make fun of notable historical and literary characters by replacing a syllable of their names with "bro" (such as, brostoevsky,broseph stalin, et. al.)
did you see those guys living in that house together? they're so bromestic!
by lindsay broham November 29, 2007
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broesy

The more familiar way to call someone "bro." Broesy is only to be used in a friendly way, whereas bro can be used to get someone's attention.
Broesy is to bro as Jonesy is to Jones.
"yo broesy, great fuckin party last night!"
"I thought we were tight, broesy, what up with that shit?"
by stockman09 June 27, 2007
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Brotein Shake

"I am such a dairy queen, I just can't get enough of that brotein shake!"
by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016
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Brotesticular

The word used to define when a bro has certain testicular urges (either medical or sexual) that can only be satisfied by one of his closest bros.
"Mark felt a lump yesterday, I had to dedicate some brotesticular time"
by skrillex_of_scrabble June 12, 2014
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Brotastrophy

Common term for when a gathering of Bro's goes Awry.

Negative Use:
Often, this term is invoked at a bar or in a social setting in which a group of meatheads gets out of control or causes displeasure to those around them. Also, it can be used to describe a lame social setting such as a bar overrun with douche bags or a more urbane situation that has been ruined or made less enjoyable by a group of bro's.

Positive Use:
If you are part of a group of Bro's it is acceptable to use the word as a sort of rally cry or an ironic pronouncement of a situation you helped make less enjoyable.
Negative:
This was a fun party until that group of douche bags rolled in and made it a complete Brotastrophy.

Positive:
Bros, i can't wait until we get to that party. We're gonna grab so may tits it'll be a Brotastrophy.
by CorporateXRobot February 13, 2009
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Brotend

Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
by JohnParmakian July 22, 2010
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