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broseph

= to bro, brother, dude, man, or friend
by Michael battey May 23, 2005
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Curtis Broseph

Synonym for bro or broseph. Play on NHL goalie Curtis Joseph. Especially relevant in a conversation with a bro that knows a lot about hockey (or knows who Curtis Joseph is).
Bro #1: What's up bro?
Bro #2: Not much curtis broseph.
by JamesWolfe October 30, 2010
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Broesamle

A Broesamle is a person who is little crazy most of the time but knows when to shut up. People will trash talk him/her because of jealousy and talk behind their back. They are very pretty even though they dont agree and they're very talented.
Shes a Broesamle.
by dmitchell54 January 23, 2011
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brosismance

Like a bromance and a sismance but with a boy and a girl that have a awesome relationship but not in the relationship way.
Person 1 : WHOA did you see Bob and Becky?

Person 2: I KNOW!! They wont stop hanging out they totally have a brosismance.
by CEMPH April 24, 2011
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broseidon

A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.
Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.
by Butterknife April 11, 2008
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brosephus

Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.

Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.

Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.
"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"


"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"
by Cisco Child February 5, 2009
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bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.
Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.
by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010
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