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Originalted from the tale Gulliver's Travels, from the town Brobdingnag, where everything was really fucking big.
John Holmes is brobdingnagian.
Brobdingnagian is a brobdingnagian word.
Spelling brobdingnagian is a brobdingnagian task.
George W Bush is a brobdingnagian fuck up.
by OriginalReaper December 24, 2003
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Branding Asshole

The stupid wastes of sperm & eggs that judge people by their appearance, occupation, hobbies, music taste etc. They often categorise people into a culture/sub-culture, & define them on the basis of their own shallow perspective. Alot of them post these definitions on urban dictionary.
Branding Asshole #1: That guy is so skinny, his hairs messy, he’s into art & bands that no one has ever heard of ... he’s such an indie fag.

Branding Asshole #2: But I saw him surfing the other day. Indie boys don’t surf!

Branding Asshole #3: I know! Surfers are just idiots who wear bright coloured tees & board shorts, even when their not on the beach & they usually have bleached hair. They also listen to pop rock bands like ‘All American Rejects’.

Branding Asshole #4: But I saw a song from The All American Rejects on the indie guys Ipod!

Branding Asshole #5: He must be a ‘scenester’ then.

Branding Asshole #6: I heard his girlfriends a indie chick. She wears vintage clothing & shit & likes to read alot.

Branding Asshole #7: I saw her shopping at ‘Supre’ the other day ...

Branding Asshole #8: She’s such a wannabe then.

Normal OPEN-MINDED person: You guys, are pathetic.

The point is kiddos, if a person does certain things that would make other people identify that person with a sub-culture, & then do something that would contradict the normal atmosphere of that subculture, they shouldn’t be labelled ‘indie’ or ‘surfie’ or ‘scenester’ (whatever the fuck that is). You can’t just define a person on superficialities, because in turn your defining YOURSELF as a superficial person. I listen to some indie bands & at the same time listen to other music that I enjoy, such as Chris brown! I love art & I love reading but I also like watching meaningless chick flicks. I wear what I think looks nice, & what I feel comfortable in, & don’t obsess over making myself look like an individual. You Branding Assholes out there might label me as some sort of wannabe (because that’s just what you do), but I define myself, for myself, & I don’t see myself as belonging to any of those stupid stereotypes.
by Kaisar January 9, 2009
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Seth: She's (Marissa) meant to be crying and he's (Ryan) meant to be brooding.
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Broading

When you and your friends go out solely for the purpose of picking up girls.
Man, I haven't been laid in a while. Let's go broading.
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butt bonding

A male on male sexual activity that occurs when neither partner is too tired or too straight.
Only one day into what seemed an innocuous road trip between friends, Cole and Derek suddenly came to the realization that their relationship could no longer be bearably platonic, and they engaged in the sexual abandon and high art of butt bonding.
by Detective Kernel January 23, 2011
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sibling bonding

1. what happens when the older sibling beats up the younger one because it is a culturally accepted ritual

2. when older siblings buy booze for younger siblings and get them stuff that is otherwise illegal.

3. when older siblings are worshipped because they're cool and tell their younger siblings about life and how to get girls, etc.

4. the best bond in life
1. 'Ow i have so many bruises from our latest sesh of sibling bonding!' -younger sibling

2. "Ye-yeahh i was enjoying some sibling bonding with my older sister and she gave me a bottle of smirnoff and this funky herbal stuff.'

3. 'My little bro loves me because we always have sibling bonding and i tell him about stuff that our parents wouldn't."

4. 'I love sibling bonding.....my life is complete now.' -both parties involved in SB.
by bossyoldersib November 4, 2010
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whore branding

noun. Generally known as the tatoo on the lower back of a woman. When a woman places a tatoo on her lower back so men purposely look at her ass
That woman is purely showing her ass off with the whore branding.
by BradT August 31, 2006
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