Bonitis

A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000

Steve: He man let's go bone all those chicks!
Sean: I can't man... it's the bonitis :(

by Curtis_house May 26, 2009

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Bronchitis laff

When you laugh but no noise coming out except for a wheeze and ah dry dry cough. Therefore you suffer from bronchitis laff syndrome.

Omg her bronchitis laff is killing me.

by eatyossy April 28, 2021

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Brositis

Joint pain caused by participating in activities with your bros.

Examples of such activities include but are not limited to: Sitting around playing video games for too many hours on end, injuring one's self during a "hold my beer" moment, or passing out in an awkward and/or uncomfortable place or position (like the back seat of a Volkswagen).

"Bruh...my Brositis is really acting up today after jumping out of Chad's window and sleeping in the bushes last night."

by JimTheGrim September 1, 2018

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Bronitiation

You know how some frat houses require initiations? Well Bronitiation is that exact thing for the homies, in order to be a homie you must go through some sort of Bronitiation

1) We ask that you’ll join us in being one of the homies… but to ensure that you are a true G you have to go through the trials of Bronitiation 🥶

by Weeb.exe1 March 23, 2022

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Bronchitis

The throat sickness someone gets from giving too much neck.

Whoahh, Stacey got a serious case of bronchitis from that party last night.

George couldn't come 'cause he was suffering from that odee case of bronchitis from that rager yesterday.

by Thereliablesource June 15, 2012

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