Bromageddon

when you throw yourself under the bus to help a brother out. Usually when this psycotic whore stalks your bro and his gf/her "best" friend. usually she is a kind of cockblocker, and you are your bro's savior, like a Jeezus.

When Jack asked Bill to take that cockblocker Elizabeth's attention from Jack and Jill, Bill knew how much of a bromageddon this would turn out to be, so he said yes.

If you or someone you know had to sacrifice themself for a bitch so someone else could move in closer with their girlfriend, you have seen a bromageddon

by JACKtehRIPPA February 11, 2010

Bromagnon

Slothful inner city types, usually of a dark complexion. Bromagnons usually huddle in small groups on porches, street corners and outside 7-11s. Don't have a job or any need of it. Survive on handouts, leftovers from trash cans and candy stolen from bank lobbies. Usually speak in 1 or 2 word sentences or with short grunts and waving of the arms, or knocking their knuckles on street pavement and light poles.

Yo yo, lets get across the street before the Bromagnons on that porch shake us down.

by ShiniGami666 May 22, 2008

blomage

To pay homage to another's blog.

I have enjoyed her entries so much that I am posting a link to her blog, call it a 'blomage' if you will.

by WeeLittleBit February 9, 2005

Brosage

The floral decoration that dudes get on their prom from their date. usually worn with a pin.

sally: yo man, i totally got the coolest brosage for sam.. he's gonna look so hot!!

julie: oh damn... i completely forgot to get one for john!!

by Xerxes Dennis April 26, 2008

bromazepam

benzodiazepine. basically, a shittier version of xanax or valium. it doesn't produce same euphoric state, only removes anxiety and makes you calm.

-hey, what's up. i have a couple of bromazepam pills wanna try?
- sure, mate!

by cassavetes August 18, 2013

Bronage a Trois

A play on the word ménage a Trois.

When a girl is fucking with two dudes at the same time, but the guys are cool with it because they agreed to it beforehand without her knowledge.

Tiffany: You know Keisha’s been fucking with David behind your back for months now!

Reggie: Yeah, we both know how she gets down, so we have a Bronage a Trois going on.

by Mr.YumYum January 5, 2021

Bronage a trois

When two bros decide to add a third bro to their brolatioship. The third bro can move in with the two existing bros in their living space or he can adopt both bros into his own. While the three males may all be completely heterosexual (see totally straight), by this point at least one bro is usually able to willingly identify himself as being bromosexual.

It derives from the french "menage a trios" (meaning household of three) and the english "bro".

Bro 1: You seem like a pretty chill bro. Want to start a brolationship?

Bro 2: I already have one.

Bro 1: Bronage a trois then?

Bro 2: Hellz yeah!

by ILoveYouBro November 26, 2010