borderline nocturnal

Staying up so late over winter/spring/summer break that you are sleeping through almost the whole day.

Todd: Dude, I've been texting you all day, why didn't you answer?

Mike: Sorry bro I've been so borderline nocturnal lately that I couldn't check my phone until now.

by blerghhhhhhh January 7, 2013

Borderrito

When you cross any border, (i.e. Mexican-United States border, Canadian-United States border, etc) while eating, or holding a burrito, transforming your burrito into the Borderrito.

"My great uncle once crossed a border with a burrito in his hand. He called it a Borderrito."

by Biizziiy on da gram March 11, 2021

Arizona Border Burrito

An Arizona Border Burrito is when a Caucasian and a Mexican position their asses together, like the border between the US and Mexico, and then shit in unison until both piles of feces blend together. Then the Mexican scoops up the combined feces and places it into a corn tortilla and rolls it tightly. The Mexican then shoves the rolled burrito into the Caucasians ass and ensures a good fit with just a bit of penetration. Then Caucasian shits the rolled burrito back out and feeds it to the the mexican.

Ingredients:
1. Caucasian
1. Mexican
1. Corn tortilla
An Arizona Border Burrito should be served warm, with a side of guacamole and sour cream. This dish is typically served in small Arizona border towns. Ask for it by name.

Hey Kip, I heard you like the Arizona Border Burrito that they serve down at the VFW...

by litmuch June 14, 2014

borderline asshole

An individual who is dangerously close to being known as and reffered to as an asshole.

Jake is a borderline asshole, only learning control his temper will save him.

by Andrew Werlinger November 6, 2006

bordered

swear to god, definitely true, not lying; originated in northeast massachusetts

"I crashed my car today."
"You did?"
"Bordered"
"True, true."

by lepelope October 13, 2003

Broberlin

The small but ever-present population of bros at Oberlin College. They are an endangered species compared to the dominant Oberlin archetype, the Bearded Flannel, but still manage to consume more food than is proportional to their numbers. They are constantly in contact with their female counterparts, who constitute Hoberlin.

Bearded Flannel #1: Who took a bite out of my organic vegan flax seed muffin in the fridge?
Bearded Flannel #2: Oh yeah, Broberlin came in about 3:00 last night and ate everything in sight.

by honey.badger September 28, 2011

Border Collie

A Border Collie is the most amazing thing that walks on four paws! They truly have human-like qualities and are intense thinkers, very affectionate, loyal, and ready for anything, anytime. There is no other dog like it!

My Border Collie, Murray, is what the author "Jon Katz" said is my lifetime dog!

by iwlover March 7, 2012