brochitis

When a non-bro starts to act like a bro, usually caused by a non-bro hanging out with bros to much.

Possibly you. If you are coming down with any brochitis symptoms stop hanging out with bros. Immediately.

by Greg Yndestad October 31, 2008

Brochunga

The status of being super fucking high.

Dude i was so fucking brochunga last night it made me think the walls were melting

by james.w March 3, 2009

Brochet

To crochet with the boys

Me, Tyler and Chad were brocheting

by DanThesquirrelmuncher October 24, 2020

Brochure

A paper divided into usually 3 sections that companies except you to read, but you just throw them away politely

Person: no, I don’t need it I won’t read it

Employee: IT’S A CUSTOMARY BROCHURE

by Horneykneecaps February 11, 2022

brockhoyesing it

To have the bass cranked all the way up while listening to stupid mexican rap.

Brock: I can't hear the words but I'm pretty sure im cool!
Nick: (Thinking to himself) : Haha No, your Brockhoyesing it.

by Dalton Hodge October 4, 2007

Brochaso

Colombian slang. Related to sex. When a man slaps his penis on a vagina or ass hole without putting it in.

Antonio: I gave my maid a brochaso.
Luis: Do you think she may be pregnant?
Antonio: I hope not, I'm gay

by Pami December 11, 2010

Brochilling

The act of sticking a man's penis into another man's asshole and staying locked in the position for an amount of time varying on how much you two are bros.

Rules:
{The whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:}
There are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy.
If you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay.
If you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay.
If you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don't count)
If you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you bitch or do something woman-like.
If you exchange love notes, it is gay.
If money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circumstance.
Being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged.
Being a fag is accepted only if he does not break the rules.
Bro-rape is discouraged. To prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.

Dude, I think we need to brochill right now. I'm really depressed.

Brochilling's not gay bromo!

by anonymous98573 September 29, 2011