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brofessional

Being so bro at something that you clould be considered to be on the same level as the broest people alive (i.e. Jesus, Tim Tebow, Connor Martin)
Cole- "Hey do you play lacrosse?"
Chandler- "yeah im a brofessional
by BurntEternalGenius January 3, 2012
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brofessionalism

The conduct, aims, or qualities that characterize or mark a brofession or a brofessional person
My bro Daniel displays the finest brofessionalism in his brofessional activities.
by zachymon October 7, 2011
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broffessional

one who has reach the pinnacle of their broffessional life
man, did you see jbone tonight? he had both a bluetooth and a vajayjay on his face. so broffessional.
by thee hammer October 23, 2007
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Brofessional

A worker's wingman;

able to understand the loyalty between two employees and take favor towards a better outcome for the associate over the company;

Covering for a fellow employee.
Brofessional: "The boss was looking for you."

Coworker: "shit, did he ask where I was?"

Brofessional:"I told em you had a massive attack of Diarhea forcing you to spend the greater part of the morning in the toilet. So yeah, he doesn't know your late."
by bizzarot April 16, 2010
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brocursion

Having your idea completely ignored by a group, then later repeated by someone else in the group.
After which, that person who repeated what you said gets credit for your idea, and is met with wild acceptance.
I explained a workaround for a known bug, and heard nothing but a room full of crickets.
Twenty minutes later, Eric re-explained my workaround as if it were his idea, and the room lit up with excitement.
It was at that point, I realized that I was another victim of brocursion.
by Ricdiablo June 7, 2021
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special broccasion

A special occasion in which, as a bro, you are required to attend by your fellow bro's. this may include a bro's birthday, bro's bachelor party, bro's wedding, but does NOT include any occasion that would require you to see them naked. (Bro's colonoscopy, Bro's nude photoshoot etc.)
Stinson: hey, of course i will be at your bachelor party, it's a special broccasion

Mosby: uh thanks barney, but i don't trust you when it comes to bachelor parties.

Stinson: you owe me after i went to that other "special Broccasion".

Mosby: i told you not to attend my photoshoot

Stinson: ....... the photographer chick was hot
by Mad_Butcher January 7, 2011
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Brocessity

A necessity to keep up your "bro" status.
If the waves are good and you are in a predicament that will not allow you to go surfing, it is a "brocessity" that you get out of it and go surfing.
by brocessity August 22, 2010
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