One of my favourite places in the entire world. If your coming to the south Coast of England dont even bother visiting anywhere else. Vibrant city, quality restaurants and pubs, great clubs, one of the few places I dont feel paranoid walking about, like I'm about to get my head smashed in by some huge arrogant Lairy Stella drinking lad, as they all steer clear believing it to be 'full of fuckin queers innit'.
The reality is, whilst there is a high proportion of gays, (who incidently I have noticed never cause trouble, never brawl, never shout in the street and never litter) the place is actually crawling with local student beauties from the 3 major universities, and ladies from all round the country who come to escape the narrow-minded overtly hetrosexual, cultureless, burberry ridden, chav infested laddish shit holes like neighbouring portsmouth, bognor regis, southampton and (further away) Essex and shop at the millions of different boutiques and shops, very many of which are set up by the resident gay community.
The only criticism is that the average cost of going out in the city of Brighton now rivals the cost of a night out in London. Although one night out in Brighton will make all future nights in London seem like a bit of a stitch up.
The reality is, whilst there is a high proportion of gays, (who incidently I have noticed never cause trouble, never brawl, never shout in the street and never litter) the place is actually crawling with local student beauties from the 3 major universities, and ladies from all round the country who come to escape the narrow-minded overtly hetrosexual, cultureless, burberry ridden, chav infested laddish shit holes like neighbouring portsmouth, bognor regis, southampton and (further away) Essex and shop at the millions of different boutiques and shops, very many of which are set up by the resident gay community.
The only criticism is that the average cost of going out in the city of Brighton now rivals the cost of a night out in London. Although one night out in Brighton will make all future nights in London seem like a bit of a stitch up.
"OMG, I've never seen so many fit women in my entire life? Where are we? Are we in Heaven? Oh no, we're in Brighton.'
'We went for a slap up meal, drank some quality wine at this architechtually spectacular winebar, spotted hundreds of fitties on the way out, went to an amazing club, we could've only gone to one place.'
'Quick everyone: go to Brighton. It's one of the few places that isnt completely infested with chavvy twats.'
'We went for a slap up meal, drank some quality wine at this architechtually spectacular winebar, spotted hundreds of fitties on the way out, went to an amazing club, we could've only gone to one place.'
'Quick everyone: go to Brighton. It's one of the few places that isnt completely infested with chavvy twats.'
by hubert b December 28, 2005
Get the Brighton mug.The act of cheating in a video game by turning the brightness all the way up. Many view it as a crime against nature.
by Smorgashforgan January 21, 2011
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The Youth section of a church. Officially known as 'Brighton Youth Fellowship', however this title is a big misnomer. There is absolutely no fellowship to God, and youth are being judged solely based on the number of new friends brought. Most leaders are also total assholes in this aspect, and look down on members who either come less frequently or not bring any friends. And the good leaders are unfortunately being outnumbered in order to chamge things for the better.
Guy 1: Hey bro, want to come to my church? Called Brighton Youth.
Guy 2: No bro, all they want is to pump up their number of members, and if I want to worship God I might as well stay at home, since they don't care about their longtime members
Guy 1: Well you are right, I'll probably stay home instead to watch the sermon instead instead of wasting time traveling
Guy 2: No bro, all they want is to pump up their number of members, and if I want to worship God I might as well stay at home, since they don't care about their longtime members
Guy 1: Well you are right, I'll probably stay home instead to watch the sermon instead instead of wasting time traveling
by Pleyel August 24, 2021
Get the Brighton Youth mug.A generic name given to young persons, (usually students) living in the Brighton & Hove area. These individuals are recognised for thier love of Brighton as well as thier dutty appearence and hedonistic lifestyle.
"I saw a bunch of Barons cotchin on the beach last night"
"You may love Brighton son, but you aint no Baron"
"Those dutty Brighton Barons need to fix-up"
"You may love Brighton son, but you aint no Baron"
"Those dutty Brighton Barons need to fix-up"
by Tinmantom June 20, 2007
Get the Brighton Barons mug.Use of bright lights during the nighttime to harass; alternatively, use of bright light in the nighttime, to identify. Also used in surveillance to illuminate the interior of passing vehicles during the night. Also used as signaling to alert confederates in surveillance activity.
1. Flashing of lights at specific individuals, by a large number of other individuals. "We were out brighting that fool down the block."
2. Brilliant illumination, generally with spotlights, of the interior of passing cars. Usually used to discern individual drivers or occupants of very similar vehicles. "I couldn't see who that was driving that Escalade, so as we pass him I brighted him."
3. Brilliant illumination of the interior of passing cars to allow filming with video or other cameras. "I know he was wigging and I wanted the money shot, so I brighted him with the video light."
4. Headlights can be modified to be adjustable like an adjustable rear-view mirror. This allows headlights to be aimed at target vehicles and "jiggled" to make the target car "flash". "I juggled the headlights to bright him up for the boys to spot."
2. Brilliant illumination, generally with spotlights, of the interior of passing cars. Usually used to discern individual drivers or occupants of very similar vehicles. "I couldn't see who that was driving that Escalade, so as we pass him I brighted him."
3. Brilliant illumination of the interior of passing cars to allow filming with video or other cameras. "I know he was wigging and I wanted the money shot, so I brighted him with the video light."
4. Headlights can be modified to be adjustable like an adjustable rear-view mirror. This allows headlights to be aimed at target vehicles and "jiggled" to make the target car "flash". "I juggled the headlights to bright him up for the boys to spot."
by wonkster March 15, 2009
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by OCTOBER 31 1978 October 25, 2019
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Wow! Brighida, is drop dead gorgeous!
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