Bridesmaid Sandwich

The ultimate present for a newlywed husband

Mark's wife is so cool. She let him have a Bridesmaid Sandwich on their wedding night

by cartguy March 2, 2011

brideslave

a woman who will go crazy over her wedding, stressing and running around organising everything making sure everything is ok for her big day a sucker for happy endings

an example of this would e anyone called farah a classic brideslave

by roseeeee November 17, 2006

Bridesattva

noun. Formed from blending of the words bride and bodhisattva (Buddhist term). Used to describe a woman whose behavior is characterized by enlightened, wise and calm behavior in the course of planning for her wedding.

Something crazy happened while she was planning her large wedding... she became oddly serene, like she was an enlightened Bridesattva... She always had a calm and kind word to inspire those around her.

by kkp September 3, 2010

Bridesmaid Goggles

Acting and thinking abnormally as the result of being a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. Making decisions you would not normally make.

Similar to the beer goggles phenom.

See: How I Met Your Mother

I only hooked up with him because my best friend was getting married and I had a bad case of bridesmaid goggles.

by Missablairica January 7, 2012

bridesmatron

a bridesmaid who had the balls to go and get married before the bride and is now old and fat; fugly

I wanted Melissa to be my bridesmaid, but since she went ahead and married that loser she has to be the bridesmatron now.

by Raisin Berry July 17, 2009

Dirty NASCAR Buiesman

(Dirtius NASCAR Maximus)

A rare genetic mutation that occurs on the 22nd chromosome. This causes the person to enjoy watching NASCAR, and become extremely conservative; blindly following the Republican party. The main symptom of this disease is enjoying NASCAR and being Republican at the SAME TIME! If you feel you have done this, please consult your doctor as soon as possible.

"Yesterday I went to the track and saw a dirty NASCAR Buiesman."

by thewonderwaffle February 25, 2006

Bridesmaiding

The act of being a bridesmaid in a wedding. Or at a bridal shower. Whatever.

Dakota: so what's up

Lissy: not too much, just came home from a bridal shower that I'm bridesmaiding for.

by Little Lissy July 16, 2006