brenton

A cute, gassy man. attracts many girls. known for his sense of humor and charm. Intelligent but sometimes doesn't use it. Normally very horny but will wait patiently if he loves you. Can eat you out of house and home if you let him.

"Man I'm feeling really BRENTON right now, I have to take a cold shower"

by Plussizelizzy May 6, 2010

brenting

to masturbate uncontrollably

Jason was caught brenting in the broom closet.

by Edger Shroom August 23, 2007

The Brenton

The act of pressing your lips, lovingly, tightly against another persons anus before blowing air inside. The love air is then passed back and inhaled for the lovers enjoyment. - "The Brenton"

The Brenton is often complimented with "The reach around" but should never be mistaken for "the rusty trombone".

We've known each other a while now, would you like to do "The Brenton"?

by Mother_Hugger January 30, 2018

brenty

An awesome person who loves purple.

That Brenty spilled grape juice on his shirt on purpose.

by MGD 64 February 8, 2009

brendyn ramage

Someone with a little dick and can’t plesure a woman because he has a little dick he is very white and has a lose butt hole and is very gay and did I Mention that he has a little dick

Damn you have a brendyn ramage can you just use your finger

by Blackhammer7 January 4, 2018

Brenton

a freeballing country ass cowboy🐄/no common sense

Brenton is an very unintelligent cowboy 🐄

by Urbaw January 17, 2018

Brentonator

Weedy to look at but packs a punch. generally drives a brent mobil. fuck with him and he will freeze you up and down like an icicle. dont be fooled, easily gains trust and adoration of ladies and men alike. also known as the white devil in slavic countries. listens to dallas green. passes time by killing cats.

'dude, is that the Brentonator walking towards us?' 'oh fuck dude it IS' *commit suicide*

by rebeleight88 June 17, 2010