Go Commit stop your breathing

An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"

ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*

by Trains Lol October 12, 2018

Dothan Breathmint

While squating over your victim's face and pinching their nose, you punch them in the stomach at the same time you let a big fart out, causing said victim to gulp in your stank air.

Jesse's drunk ass passed out so Cody squatted over him and gave him the Dothan Breathmint.

by Shanaynay33 October 28, 2012

alaskan fire breathing dragon

when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.

i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.

by asfdsdaf May 6, 2010

turkish breathmint

The act of having putting a person's anus directly onto another's lips and then farting.

That poor bastard got a turkish breathmint! holy fartmouth!

by john crapper March 7, 2008

Breathing

A bullshit thing that we need to survive.

Why the hell do we to breathe. I know Breathing sucks.

by PersonWhoCantBreath June 20, 2020

breathen't

when ur not breating

look that old guy over is breathen't

by Istealyomans98420709 March 3, 2020

breathing penis

When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.

Dude he’s got a breathing penis!

by Hasj May 2, 2018