A vacation taken immediately after a breakup that allows you to process the whole situation and get over the guy/girl who dumped you without having to worry about running into him/her in the grocery store.
After that dbag dumped me, I had to take a 3 week breakation at the beach to get him off of my mind.
by melissasmith19 July 23, 2009
Get the breakation mug.A vacation taken with your partner after one has already said that they want to break-up/divorce.
This sometimes happens accidentally if an expensive trip has already been booked but can happen deliberately if people genuinely want to discuss things in a relaxed and neutral space.
Breakations are effective because of the chance to communicate openly, appreciate each-other, celebrate the joys of the relationship and drink heavily without affecting your job.
There is a high chance of sexual intimacy and breakation sex can be phenomenal but should cease before the end of the vacation so that the party that least desires the break-up gets the message.
Having sex with others on a breakation is not cool.
This sometimes happens accidentally if an expensive trip has already been booked but can happen deliberately if people genuinely want to discuss things in a relaxed and neutral space.
Breakations are effective because of the chance to communicate openly, appreciate each-other, celebrate the joys of the relationship and drink heavily without affecting your job.
There is a high chance of sexual intimacy and breakation sex can be phenomenal but should cease before the end of the vacation so that the party that least desires the break-up gets the message.
Having sex with others on a breakation is not cool.
She's important to me but I was really unhappy with her behavior and wanted out. She kept thinking I'd get over it so I took her on a breakation. She finally understood while we were having steaks overlooking the ocean at sunset. I totally needed a vacation too.
Honey, I want to make this trip a breakation.
A: What about the money we already spent on that vacation? We can't get it back.
B: I still want to go
A: I still want to go too
B: It'll be our breakation
Honey, I want to make this trip a breakation.
A: What about the money we already spent on that vacation? We can't get it back.
B: I still want to go
A: I still want to go too
B: It'll be our breakation
by TakeYouOnACruise November 22, 2011
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A typical Meal plan for a Breakfatarian could be
Breakfast: Cereal
Lunch: Bagel w/ Cream-Cheese
Dinner: Pancakes
Amongst many other variations.
Breakfast: Cereal
Lunch: Bagel w/ Cream-Cheese
Dinner: Pancakes
Amongst many other variations.
by CheescakeBastard July 2, 2011
Get the Breakfatarian mug.A breakwater is a dump that is so large that part of it remains above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl.
After the sheer gluttony of the previous night out Bill damn near took a picture of the breakwater he plugged Jim's toilet with in the morning.
by vanjfor3 June 7, 2014
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the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!
Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!
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