breadstick

a lowly human being that is annoying af towards you or just annoys so much crap out of you that in your mind they turn into a cold, chunky masterpiece of flour, wheat, and yeast.

omg that chick payton won't leave me alone. she is such a breadstick.

by ayevory July 5, 2015

Breadstick Booty

a girl that has no ass, so it just looks like two breadsticks glued together

Damn Joann only got that breadstick booty

by dookieshookie November 20, 2011

brazilian breadstick

A Long brazilian Cock

Wow! He must have a brazilian breadstick!

by Sunfrog May 19, 2016

Billy Breadstick

There’s always that one uncle at the dinner table who just can’t stop. The inner drive for carb addictions runs so deep his body begins to take on the shape of a baguette 🥖

Yo Billy Breadstick, save some for us will ya !

by Zakkmylde November 2, 2023

The Babylonian Breadstick

A sexual act where sandpaper is rubbed on the man's penis until it bleeds before penetration

Rob: Dude, my girlfriend did The Babylonian Breadstick on me last night.
Mike: Really, how was it?
Rob: It hurt like hell!

by fucboi98000 August 31, 2016

Breadstick

Big Breadstick Behan (BBB) defined as a term used for a not so professional athlete

Big Breadstick Behan is the pseudonym or player name of professional sussex court league athlete Ollie Behan. Famously known for his clutch freethrows, tipp-ins and rebounds, BBB is a basketball legend in the making. His training routine includes drinking alcohol in excessive proportions and ordering takeaways. Just like people yell 'KOOOOBE' or 'Curry Range' before draining a three from beyond the arc, one might yell 'BREADSTICK MOVES!' before an easy lay in or 'BIG BREADSTICK RANGE' before airballing a three.

'Big Breadstick with the chokes boi!' - Drake, Summer Sixteen (In.. oh well.... Summer 16)

by breadstickfan123 May 20, 2016

Dirty Breadstick

noun - during the act of intercourse on a beach, pulling out and dipping the male unit into the sand, it has now become a dirty breadstick

aka a screaming pelican

I was with Ashley on the beach, I gave her a dirty breadstick. She was pissed.

by David McQuade February 15, 2008