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Brantford

Canada’s city that it wishes could be forgotten. Most criminal activity falls on deaf ears and doesn’t get reported. You’re more likely to get away with murder here than find someone with all their teeth. Shitty as hell and has a lake full of mutant fish from all the drugs
Brantford needs some love
by Everydaygangsta519 December 1, 2021
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Brantford

I moved my family out Detroit to give them a betta life. lived there for 26 years and relocated to Brantford cause housing prices were cheap. We been here for 3 years almost and I’ve had more violent encounters here than my years in Motown. We moving out of this city next year cause It ain’t much better than Detroit. I’m not saying it’s worse but it’s been worse so far. They got as many ghettos and projects as we do cuh. Brantford gives Canadian ghettos more respect from us American ghetto niggas. We put respect on this city krrrrrrrr
Brantford full of crazy white boys that gonna kill yo ass
by motownhardhead December 11, 2021
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Brantford ON

Brantford is a city in southern Ontario Canada. Wayne Gretzky is from here, but that’s the only positive thing coming from this terrible town. It has the highest violent crime, highest property crime, highest drug use rate, and highest poverty rate in Canada. The schools also rank the lowest in the country (based on EQAO scores). Police force is underfunded and so are schools. It’s white, ghetto, and dangerous. The girls nowadays are also whores and get pregnant as teens.
by Hockeyfuck September 30, 2022
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michael bradford

One of the baddest mother effers on this planet with awesome computer hacking skills and steak bbq-ing skills who is also buff and a fast witted jokester . Only one who surpasses him is his older brother only because his beard rivals those of Greek gods! Many have tried to accomplish his beard growing abilities but have failed miserably and end up committing suicide because of it and can no longer face the upset looks on friends and families faces due to the lack of beardability.
Dang did you see that guy lift that couch , while grilling up that steak and hacking the FBI at the same time? Yeah that’s definitely a Michael Bradford move right there!
by Biglor May 9, 2021
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Brantford

A shitty town that likes to support it's drug dealers, taunt authority figures, and has such a shitty downtown they filmed Silent Hill there. It's also common to get robbed.
Everybody in Brantford smokes crizack
by Jerk Jerk July 30, 2008
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Bradford

Literally the most dangerous fucking city in the whole of the UK. Never come here if you don't want to get stabbed. Full of chavs, Bradford Brothers and drug dealers/addicts
Bob: Am going to Bradford in me holidays
Gav: Fuckin ell mate make sure you come back alive
by NurseryBlad123 February 5, 2019
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bradford

A fine city in the West Riding of Yorkshire consisting of roughly half a million inhabitants, with an undeserved reputation. Full of friendly folk and fantastic scenery, Bradford is one of the nicest cities in the country.

Popular misconceptions include that the city is small, unclean, unfriendly and unkept. Many even go as far to say as it is a suburb of Leeds. Bradford is the seventh biggest city in the country, has won awards for being the cleanest in the country, is one of the few remaining places that you can smile at somebody and they will smile back, and the city's Lister Park has recently been awarded the Best Park in the UK Award after a recent renovation.

Spontanious conversations occur with the people you least expect, people are genuine, care about how you are and are without doubt some of the most helpful around.

Whilst not renowned for its nightlife, Bradford doesn't fair too badly, with the Rock, Indie and Alternative scene firmly established at venues around the city including Bradford Rio, the Gasworks, the Market Tavern, Exchange Bar and Delius, all of which are amazing, excusing the sticky floor. Mainstream pubs, clubs and restaurants also enjoy a presence in the city.

Bradford City Centre is home to one of the finest collections of Victorian Architecture in the country, with the City Hall being the most obvious and glamorous example. However, to avoid the crowds (there's a Wetherspoon's over the road, head to the Wool Exchange, St George's Hall or Little Germany for some equally impressive buildings. Other (non Victorian) buildings include the 1930s classically styled Alhambra Theatre, the Edwardian Cathedral and a plethora of more modern and up-to-date buildings, to shortly include a brand new shopping and office development in the Broadway area of the city centre.

Bradford is home to Britain's most-visited museum outside London, the National Museum of Photography, Film and Television, Britain's only Colour Museum, a fantastic Industrial Museum and an art gallery at Cartwright Hall, to name but a few interesting days out.

There is very little crime in Bradford compared with the rest of the country (check out upmystreet.com if you don't believe me) and its major problem lies with the lack of civic pride from its citizens, which even people from such places as Liverpool and Middlesbrough manage to muster. So before you give this the thumbs down, if you live here just have a look around you and see what amazing things we have, and if you don't give us a try - I'm sure you'll like it!
by Rich~ October 6, 2006
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