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grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.
Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!
by scodder February 7, 2014
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Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate
The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut
by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021
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mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!
by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010
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Bratina

is an annoying nag who assigns the same assignment over and over again. Is the height of big bird
She acts like a bratina
by bob______ February 7, 2018
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Bratina

From the youth language of Germany. It is the opposite of bro, which people in the hip hop scene often say to each other when they are friends.
Hey bratina, what's up? How have you been?
by Ela000 July 22, 2021
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misstress bation

a name for masturbation, generally used by guys who think its cool to mix words around and confuse everybody.
guy1: hey did you get laid last night
guy2: nah but i DID hook up with misstress bation
guy1: oh!
by mil_babe53 April 22, 2008
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Bravion

Josh:Yo nigga u ugly
Quan: Hoe u look like Bravion
by RNA_YT July 28, 2019
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