BOTBT

BOTBT otherwise known as “Back Of The Bus Therapist” is a therapeutic relationship between two emotionally unstable people. One person has to pretend to be stable and roleplay as a semi-professional therapist. The therapist either gives really helpful advice or glib half-baked platitudes. It should also be a friendship. You can break the ice between you and your therapist by talking about something cheerful like cannibalism.

Trademarked by Zazie & Paiden

(Not really)

Concerned Person: I think you should get done mental help and stop fantasizing about eating children

Person: Nah... I don’t need professional help ive got my BOTBT

Concerned Person: Where u get one?

Person: At the back of the bus... obviously

by Pepethedoggo March 23, 2020

botchabarian

Originating from a council estate in Carlisle. Botcherby.

Typically lower in height and intelligance than the average cumbrian, with low class chav characteristics.

by anonymous April 1, 2005

Botched Mitzvah

A Bar Mitzvah that goes badly.

“I went to Jason’s Botched Mitzvah Saturday. Jason threw up during his reading. The DJ never showed up. The ice swan melted and they ran out of shrimp.”

by MoLo36 June 30, 2009

cradle my botch

fondle the ball sack

Last night she wanted to cradle my botch ; grabbed and rubbed my ballsack

by taintlicks September 27, 2015

botched it

When you fucked something up

Man you botched it, that jump was too hard maybe try the kiddies

by elevele September 17, 2019

No botch

Weird way to say “no bitch”

I just ate my cat ......no botch

by Lucyyloserr September 26, 2018

botche

as in bitch but better

"i am not a bitch im a botche!"

by Nora Guzman :) December 18, 2007