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Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot 

Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17

How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned

I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream

Boyfriend without benefits 

Being treated as if you were a boyfriend in all the emotional ways, but not in the physical ways
Dan is now boyfriend without benefits with Michelle since she decided they should stop dating and be "just friends."

Boyfriend 

A boy who makes you feel like he can give you the stars. A boy you believe only sees you.
A boy who gives you that "I have to pee" feeling even though that isn't true at all. Someone you would do anything for, someone you believe would do anything for you and would never hurt you. the one person who can make you feel beautiful. a person who can also make you feel insecure. Someone who makes you feel a serge of electricity every time you touch.
The amazing feeling you get when your boyfriend kisses you on the cheek.

The way you feel complete when your boyfriend moves the hair out of your face.

The way you feel when your boyfriend looks into your eyes.
Boyfriend by Ms. Mars February 11, 2012

Boyfriend 

a guy who is there to make you feel loved, he's basically your best friend
Damnnnnnn my boyfriend is the bestttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!
Boyfriend by hi(:( December 20, 2017

boyfriend dick 

The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just right.
His boyfriend dick makes me feel like Goldilocks. It's juuuuust right.
boyfriend dick by BFD2016 July 3, 2016

Boyfriend 

the Person you always go to when you are sad mad or happy. The person who will never judge you. The person who is there for u through thick and thin. You can count on him to make you feel loved. Always ready to hold you in their arms and shower u with kisses.
Boyfriend by Kaylaaaaaaa October 20, 2018