bonkled

1. (adj) When something's so fucked up that it's funny.
2. (v) When a clown has sex with a girl.

1. Having entered the bathroom seconds too late, his positioning procedure failed, and he sprayed the seat and tank with excrement. Upon realizing he'd essentially shit himself, Sproc had to laugh, quite incorrectly thinking that the situation couldn't be more bonkled. To wit, he leaned forward and threw up directly into his trousers.
2. Bozo and Cookie took turns bonkling the understudy.

by batman July 1, 2004

Bonkers

Bon-kurs Something that is hyperbolically bizarre, strange, out of order, or unbelievable.

syn; Inexplicable, ridiculous, extraordinary

"That was the most bonkers party I've ever went to"

"Debra's reasoning is absolutely bonkers"

by Borys Volyev January 14, 2009

Bitches be bonkers

A new alternative for hoes mad found by a scientist at Harvard university by the name of sir caden b goodgame

"Hoes mad"
"No sir it is bitches be bonkers"

by ⁶⁶⁶ June 10, 2019

boinked in the bonkers

Sticking one's penis in the anal cavity or in a womans cleavage.

Jimmy got boinked in the bonkers by his father, MJ.

by Birn June 11, 2006

bonkers

meaning of bonkers is going Mad or Nuts..

First Person:hey man see hows she dancing?
Other Person:eh!i think shes going Nuts.

by V. Sarpal June 27, 2005

Bonker

The word auto correct changes Boner to

Wow! Does he have a bonker

by Munchkin and Princess 🙊👑 March 30, 2015

bonker

a knot that forms in you're head after getting bonked.

I was walking along minding my own business when "WHAM", a flower pot banged my noggin and gave me a huge bonker.

by Phillip G. Blackwood November 18, 2005