One who studies how to smoke marijuana effectively through any bong. This includes the customs, cultures, and the art of toking.
The bongologist concluded the gravity bong to be highly effective, somewhat crude, but definitely not an urban myth.
by toothoreo January 16, 2011
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by Bonebreak May 11, 2008
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Jared: "Bongalor my friend!"
Jojo: "Oh hey!"
Nim: "What's he on about?"
Older person: "Students. Pfft"
Jojo: "Oh hey!"
Nim: "What's he on about?"
Older person: "Students. Pfft"
by Casey Jo January 28, 2006
Get the bongalor mug.A fictional tribe invented by Richard Dawkins in his book "The God Delusion" to make fun of cultural relativism.
"If I am accused of murder, and prosecuting counsel sternly asks me whether it is true that I was in Chicago on the night of the crime, I cannot get away with a philosophical evasion: 'It depends what you mean by "true".' Nor with an anthropological, relativist plea: 'It is only in your Western scientific sense of "in" that I was in Chicago. The Bongolese have a completely different concept of "in", according to which you are only truly "in" a place if you are an anointed elder entitled to take snuff from the dried scrotum of a goat.'" (Dawkins, R. 2006 "The God Delusion", Bantam Press).
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