Bongleing

The act of pooping, while masturbating, similar to a blumkin without the help.

You've been in there for a long time, you been Bongleing? Ya, It's been a rough week but it's looking up now.

by Jeff Tuck February 4, 2012

Pope bonnets

Big dark areolas

Wow! That woman has big pope bonnets!

by Pot lid October 17, 2017

Sitting on the Bonnet

Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.

Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight?
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.

Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!

by Hentsep Renge March 2, 2009

bongoed

Drunk, wasted, pissed, under the influence of any intoxicating substance (alcohol, narcotic).

Jesus, did you see Pieman on Saturday night?! He was completely bongoed!

by Zo0 September 14, 2008

bonnet

A "bonnet" is British meaning the hood of an automobile.

To access the engine block I was required to lift the bonnet.

by Blondie May 13, 2005

Bongery

n. a large assortment of bongs(bong+gallery)
n. the act of smoking and messing with bongs

"dude i went to zanders house last nite, you should have seen his bongery!"
"dude stop with the bongery im way to fucked up for that.."

by Xndr August 9, 2006

scotch bonnet

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

by Sanildris October 4, 2003