A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by yet another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.
“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...
by Derek Giff September 10, 2021
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by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
Get the Chef Boyardeeznutz mug.A recent innovation of installing bollards outside festivals, events, concerts etc with a high volume of foot traffic to protect the common citizen from diversity driven cars, vans and trucks.
Klaus: I want to go to the Christmas market this year
Gunter: I don't think it is safe.
Klaus: Oh don't worry, they are installing diversity bollards this year.
Gunter: I don't think it is safe.
Klaus: Oh don't worry, they are installing diversity bollards this year.
by DigitalCigarettes December 22, 2024
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