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bollard

A unit of measurement of time, specifically calculated as the amount of time a newly erected bollard will stand successfully on 3rd Ave in Phoenix before being destroyed by yet another terrible Arizona driver. Equivalent to 3.2 earth days.
“9,923 bollards ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” -- Abraham Lincoln, probably...
by Derek Giff September 10, 2021
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bollardise

The act of placing bollards or perpendicular posts to restrict or demarcate an area.
The council wishes to increase safety of pedestrians from accidental collisions from motor vehicles and therefore intend to bollardise the area
by philsteriphic January 25, 2022
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White Boyardee

by steammustachio August 14, 2019
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Chef Boyardeeznutz

That ain't no meatball!
"Hey, those aren't meatballs! Those are Chef Boyardeeznutz!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
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Diversity Bollard

A recent innovation of installing bollards outside festivals, events, concerts etc with a high volume of foot traffic to protect the common citizen from diversity driven cars, vans and trucks.
Klaus: I want to go to the Christmas market this year
Gunter: I don't think it is safe.
Klaus: Oh don't worry, they are installing diversity bollards this year.
by DigitalCigarettes December 22, 2024
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