Boldent

A word devised in Brighton, England from a predictive text mistake of "couldn't". It's since evolved into an adjective with generally negative overtones.

"Boldent go there that blokes well hard."
"He's boldent shagging his best mates girlfriend"
"This guys a boldent wanker"

by GusfromBrighton August 26, 2008

bodge-harris

Someone with no personality and who follows trends blindly because of their desperation to appear cool. Social media and reality TV is where they get their intellectual diet and up to date news.

John really is such a boring sad twat. The guy's a hardcore bodge-harris!

by MrTeacherMan June 11, 2018

Boodgeking

A small, cute dog who can destroy the universe.

Person: Hey BoodgeKing!

BoodgeKing: I WILL KILL YOU ALL

by BoodgeKing May 10, 2023

Dooze Bodger

someone who goes out of their way to avoid drinking or downing their drink

Peter Gillibrand is a dooze bodger

by The incredible Pint Chopper September 19, 2016

Saggy-tits bolger

When a woman decides to let her tits bounce in the wind while running.

He forgot his lunch, so his mom delivered it to him in the form of a saggy-tits bolger.

by Headonya November 4, 2019

bodger

A person who lives in a mobile hut in the woods, cuts down trees then turns them into chair legs using string lathes. Originates from South Bucks where bodgers used to supply High Wycombe with wood for the furniture industry.

"Me dad's grandad was a bodger in Hellbottom Wood back in the day."

by The ghost of Lawrie Sanchez December 29, 2005

blodge

a sexy bitch sucking on your wang

Mary was giving Jimmy the best blodge of his life.

by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010