boink swatter

the male sex organ .....
also known as the dude piston or penis

stick the boink swatter in the ham wallet

by $$$ zack Wynn#11 November 10, 2005

boonks

A literal ass-kicking, usu. the stakes in a wager. "Playing for boonks" denotes that the loser of the contest gets a kick in the ass from the winner.

"My ass was real sore from balling with MJ for boonks all day long"

by bigtrick September 18, 2003

jar jar binks

A Star Wars character introduced in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and one of the more irritating pieces of crap to come out of George Lucas' brain. Strongly resembles the tired ethnic stereotypes of African Americans (either intentionally or accidentally).

"Obi-Wan: Jar-Jar, wheres the space ship?

Jar-Jar: Messuh sorry. Mesuh sold it to buy some space-spliff."

-The Simpsons

by kwashia February 3, 2005

Sha Boink A Boink

A term defining when you are about to get down and have some luvin, usually in a sexual nature

Girl 1: Oh so your *friend* is coming over? What you all gonna do?
Girl 2 : Oh you know its sha boink a boink time
Girl 1: Ah .. I see , well have fun!

by Daizy January 18, 2006

Eye-boink

Checking somebody out, basically. But mainly to imagine having sex with them.

Damn, Dennis Quaid's old enough to be my Daddy... should I really be eye-boinking him this much?!

by BucthCassidy7 April 10, 2010

fiscal brinksmanship

Noun. A game in which the first person to touch a bill, such as 2013 budget, loses and has to give up something they want to pay for it.

Can also be played with electrical bills, hookers, and bar tabs. It is legally binding.

Person A: Did you hear that that Boehner guy in the Republican party is still refusing to cooperate with President Obama even though it makes his entire party look worthless?

Person B: Don't worry, this is just fiscal brinksmanship. He'll agree to something at the last minute.

Person A: But what if he doesn't?

Person B: Then, I guess we're fucked.

by Easy Kompany December 29, 2012

Get Boinked

Get boinked basically means “Go fuck yourself” but other then that it really has no other definition but other then to “get boinked”

Matt: Hey Landon!,“get boinked”
Landon: “What does that even mean?”

by MainsLevi December 2, 2020