Bierman

(Noun) - A dick, in terms of a jerk with unnecessary and often unfair prejudices towards his/her peers; a disgruntled white man that does not have sexual intercourse due to a repulsive presence; a liar; an overly emotional person, as to display signs of bipolarity

(Adjective) - Of, or relating to the penis or testicles; unfair; maniacal; bipolar; disgruntled; not having been engaged in sexual intercourse of any kind other than with oneself

(Noun) - "I hate my teacher. I did all the work and he failed me anyways because he felt like it. He's such a bierman."

(Noun) - "Sucks for that bierman -- he's been married for 30 years and now he has no recollection of what sex is like."

(Noun) - (while driving) "GET OFF MY ASS, BIERMAN!!!"

(Adjective) - "Come on, umpire! He pitched the ball directly over the batter's head and you call it a strike? That's a bierman call and you know it!"

(Adjective) - "I'm still a virgin, man, and I'm sick of my bierman life right now."

by nobody will care anyways December 9, 2008

Chris Berman

The greatest sports newscaster alive. He is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. He created the noise WHOOOOP!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles.

He's running out of running room, WHOOOOP!, into the endzone!

DA-RAID-AHS!

Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is!

by Captain White Power September 8, 2008

boesman

He that is what others think he is not thinking they are.

Hey boesman, what is the purpose of having a purpose if you can't have chips with it?

by Brian L October 22, 2004

bermaned

bermaned

To throw up at a party, specifically in front of people.

Can be used interchanged with vomited.

"That dude bermaned all over my couch."

To 'pull a berman'

by JD May 13, 2005

Berman

A Berman is a expert pussy slayer capable of legendary sexual acts impossible for a normal man

Bro my girlfriend broke up with me to fuck a berman, can't blame her tho.

by Chubbs the crocodile February 8, 2020

Will Berman's pedo mustache

The only thing that distracts girls from Will Berman's true beauty. Fortunately, the mustache is gone (for now).

Girl 1: Isn't Will Berman soooooooo cute?
Girl 2: Ew, no!
Girl 1: It's his pedo mustache, isn't it?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's Will Berman's pedo mustache.

by erinvanwyn223 June 21, 2012

Dirty Berman

When your girlfriend sticks her big ol titties in your bum hole while whispering in your ear with a deep seductive voice: "ohhhh yeaahh"

Yaoo when she gave me a dirty berman, I creamed my asscheeks. ;)

by ASSCHEEKs_LYAAMe May 21, 2016