backwards wheelchair

When your fucking a paraplegic so hard that her wheel chair tips over, but your already committed so you throw her limp legs over her head and throw it in the mud tank for the grand finale!

Danny fucked up his engagement gong to Aruba with the banana shirt instead of his fiancee , so he found himself doing the backwards wheelchair with a Norwich crack whore...

by Pickledick1985 June 13, 2017

ass backward

to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.

he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.

by marty767 September 23, 2006

fuck me running backwards

an expression of heightened disbelief at an incident or occurrence, similar to fuck me running, but implying even more depth of utter disbelief at that which is becoming known to you at the given moment. Denotes the purest amazement that the truly unthinkable has really just occurred.

John says, "Hey! Did you hear Hillary won the election?" and Fred says, "Well... Fuck me running backwards!"

by Hunter Farley May 13, 2008

ass backwards

To do something totally wrong or stupid, whether intentionally or not. Something that is the opposite of itself. To be stupid or slow.

Did you see him curse out his girlfriend? That's just ass backwards.

by A-TownDown March 7, 2005

ass-backwards

1. moving backwards

2. hopelessly misguided, doing everything wrong

The way people are processing the information is totally ass-backwards.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2011

backwards tuna sub

Tuna sub backwards is "bus a nut". Men use backwards tuna sub when they're too ashamed to admit during sex that they're going to climax much quicker than they had previously thought.

Johnny: "Oh no! I'm about to backwards tuna sub!"

Jenny: "It's only been five minutes! Pull out now, you loser!"

by ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) June 2, 2016

[Brockward]

A Term Made by Assorted Mission Teens Refering To A Freind Whom Of Which Is Totally Aweosme But Around The Ladies Fails Miserably

Man He Totally Blew It With That Chick, The Whole Thing Was Brockward.

by Randy- April 13, 2007