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Easter Bonnet

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A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.
"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"
by azz19 February 8, 2018
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bonetastic

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some one who is well qualified to be boned (have sex with).........Also refering to some one with some enormous tities and a nice ass
Dude Dannies mom is fucking bonetastic, i would so hit that shit
by pussyloveer May 13, 2005
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botnet

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Botnet is a jargon term for a collection of software robots, or bots, which run autonomously. This can also refer to the network of computers using distributed computing software.

While the term "botnet" can be used to refer to any group of bots, such as IRC bots, the word is generally used to refer to a collection of compromised machines running programs (usually referred to as worms, Trojan horses, or backdoors) under a common command and control infrastructure. A botnet's originator can control the group remotely, usually through a means such as IRC, and usually for nefarious purposes. Individual programs manifest as IRC "bots". Often the command and control takes place via an IRC server or a specific channel on a public IRC network. A bot typically runs hidden, and complies with the RFC 1459 (IRC) standard. Generally, the perpetrator of the botnet has compromised a series of systems using various tools (exploits, buffer overflows, as well as others; see also RPC). Newer bots can automatically scan their environment and propagate themselves using vulnerabilities and weak passwords. Generally, the more vulnerabilities a bot can scan and propagate through, the more valuable it becomes to a botnet owner community
i'll send my botnet on your server and mess u up
by Rene Estrada May 31, 2006
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Beetle Bonnet

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the large area of fanny clam shown when a chubby girls wears leggings or cycling shorts. resembles the shape of a VW Beetle Bonnet.
fanny clam camels hoof mooseknuckle Beetle Bonnet
by smutty August 3, 2009
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French and impressive as thought by Del Boy from British television sitcom "Only Fools and Horses".

Direct French translation is Shower Cap.
Direct Spanish translation is Gorro de ducha

When you feel like sharing with others something you really like, you say "Bonnet de douche"
El Zorro: Hey BigBawski did you see that MILF that just went by?

BigBawski: Indeed! Bonnet de douche!
by The Legend of Zorro February 1, 2009
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beetle-bonnet

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A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin
"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"
by Marko The Great September 7, 2004
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Car Bonnet

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Used to describe when someone is willing to do something. Or when someone is showing an attraction to someone else.
Arron: Gareth are you coming faces tonight?
Gareth: Yes, I am on it like a car bonnet
by al_clarkey18 November 7, 2007
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