Bortor

A word that has existed for centuries but has never been given a proper definition. Very hard to explain, but Bortor signifies a feeling that feels very strange. In other words, it just feels weird.

Man that felt just like bortor.

by Creatorr March 1, 2015

jordan bortis

Monkey boy lookin kid with small biceps that enjoys taking pictures of his nude body in the mirror

Jordan Bortis? If I saw the kid i'd tell him "shut up monkey boy"

by MrStealYoToast March 2, 2018

bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

Bort

A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.

Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"

No, my son is also name Bort

by SnowballIII July 1, 2011

Brortmanteau

Any "bro-d" word, such as "broseph," "Kurt Brobain," "broletariat," or "broseidon." Noteworthy that the word "brortmanteau" is a brortmanteau of "portmanteau" itself. Don't think about it too hard. The ability to create catchy brortmanteaus is a hallmark of a true bro, and doing so will make all the members of his brosse green with envy. Good brortmanteaus are the centerpiece of any brocabulary, and whenever you hear one, you should assimilate it into your own personal ever-evolving bromenclature.

'70s-obsessed bro 1: Dude, I'ma go grab some brocaine and listen me a little bit of Houses of the Broly. You in?

'70s-obsessed bro 2: Hell yeah. Brobert Plant's voice is hella cash on that album, particularly in The Brocean. Count me in.

Random bro nearby: Those were some hella mad brortmanteaus you guys were throwing around. Mind if I join?

by sum lanj? May 10, 2009

bortz

The coolest person ever...ever. The only person to make balding look elite.

Yo that guy must know Bortz. You see his hair-doo? STYLIN!

by Ellyn Guttman May 22, 2004

Borture

Torture by means of boredom

She made me watch those dinky flicks for like 5 hours straight-complete borture...

by DJ Hypostylus August 28, 2009