bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.

The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006

Pwnage by Bluetooth

When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.

(In an Elevator a guy walks in)

Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth

by RedWhiteandDead December 28, 2007

Nick Bluetooth

The main character from Galidor: Defenders of the Outer Dimension. Stronger then Thanos, and even Chuck Norris. Can Glinch his appendages to match those of alien creatures.

Sam: "If you could be a super hero, who would you be?"
Me: "Obviously Nick Bluetooth, who else is even an option?"

by Seattle Stupor June 10, 2021

Black Man Bluetooth

(1) The recognition in any public or private space between two black males regardless of whether they have previously been introduced or not.

When I walk through Campus with Nigel, my Mandinka friend, it's like he has his Black Man Bluetooth turned on. He recognises every brother from here to Brixton. He tells me he's never met half of them.

by PalmerstonJim July 25, 2012

unrequited bluetooth conversation

When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear

"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."

by Don'tlaughatme May 5, 2009

bluetooth fairy

A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.

I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.

by Gabe Sampson January 1, 2008

Bluetooth

- v. Def.- for those slightly rare occasions when fellatio is

administered using absolutely no hands.

Sh*t was crazy homie, I

never thought I could nut off a bluetooth

by O.D. Sanchez August 17, 2009