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Blue Waffle

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)
Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."
by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017
mugGet the Blue Wafflemug.

Blue Waffle

Satan embodied
For more info consult Google
I no longer believe in a higher power.
Why?
Blue Waffle.
Oh.
by I.R.Cummings May 29, 2016
mugGet the Blue Wafflemug.

Blue Waffle

A fuzzy diseased waffle that appears blue in color. Often mistaken for a vagina
by Bloowafflezyumm2 May 12, 2010
mugGet the Blue Wafflemug.

Blue Waffles

Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.

The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.
Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*

Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!

Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!
by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010
mugGet the Blue Wafflesmug.

blue waffles

A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/
Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.
by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015
mugGet the blue wafflesmug.

Blue Waffle.

It's not real!!!

Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?

If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.

And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.

However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Blue waffle, blue waffle.

Is not true.

Totally fake.
by Lalala6669 July 3, 2010
mugGet the Blue Waffle.mug.

Blue Waffle

Just don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...LOOK IT UP
by Nuioj August 5, 2018
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