blowjob

An amazing experience for all males. When a women takes her lips and wraps them around you huge dong, and then starts to blow your brains out. It's best when she swallows. At some point during your wonderful trip the pleasure things may get unbearable but you should learn to take it. Let the women blow you hard and long. All teen guys who have girlfriends should no the best way to get a blowjob is to look at your chick in the eyes and say.................... PLEASE PLEASE I'm BEGGING YOU! PLEASE!
This used to never happen to old males now a days most kids get them on the school bus.....lol.....
by JBHS guy December 27, 2004
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The single most pleasurable act that can be bestowed upon a man. Techinically speaking, it is the act of fellatio. Involves stroking of the shaft of the penis with one or, if your man is big, two hands. The penis is inserted into the mouth of the woman by the woman. The woman should include but limit their techniques to: deep throating, humming and/or moaning, swirling of the tounge, sucking and/or licking. If given in place of sexual intercourse, the main goal is ejaculation by the man. If done instead as foreplay, ejaculation may or may not occur. If and when the man does begin to ejaculate; if it occurs in the mouth of the woman, the man generally prefers that the woman swallows it. However, the woman can "spit". If ejaculation occurs outside of the mouth of the woman, she should lick it off of the man, as it will drive him mad.
After many pleaing attempts, Jason finally talked Jess into more than a handjob. She gave him a great blowjob, and she has been sucking off every guy that asks ever since then.

Jess sucked off the entire football team after the big win. Over seventy guys!
by BlowJobEfficianato December 27, 2006
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When a guy/girl put there mouth on a cock and sucks on it and licks it giving pleasure to the cock owner.
Christian came to Jessica's house and found her listening to music on the side of the house. He jumped at Jessica and scared her. No one was outside. So Christian sat down next to Jessica, and started to feel his dick. Jessica saw him and asked what he was doing. Christian replied " Just doing my thing" with a smirk on his face. Christian asked Jessica if she could give him a blowjob. Jessica nodded her head and removed her earbuds. Christian stood up and unzipped his pants. Jessica kneeling sucking on his dick
by Pandalover22<3 August 18, 2015
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Something girls rarely perform to the level of a man's satisfaction. They often misconstrue the act of just putting your love rod between their lips. Girls should be mindful of that fact that a proper blowjob consists of taking your shaft deep down into their mouths until the tip of your shaft reaches the back of their throats and hold it there for a few seconds. This may cause some gagging, welling of tears, but they should learn to take it. Then they can slowly withdraw it, but not completely. This should be repeated as neccessary until the man shoots his hot, thick load down their throats, at which point, they should swallow with relish and joy. This too, may cause some gagging, resulting in some of the load to be spewed out of their nostrils, but they should learn to enjoy the experience.

A proper blowjob is especially satisfying after the man has been pumping the girl's ass with it for a while and the girl takes the pleasure stick directly from her ass to her mouth.
Man, that bitch gave me such a good blowjob lastnite that when I woke up this morning, I found the bed sheet stuck up between my ass.
by Want_It_Deep May 16, 2003
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something that should be done in a realtionship at some point....This is where the woman wraps her mouth around the mans penis and sucks on it but if you really want to please him "deepthroat" Him move his penis all the way into your mouth all the way the back it may cause you to gag or to start tearing up but the guy will do ANYTHING you want him to after that and when you do this go until he reachs oragasim and lets the semen (cum) out and if you really want him to do anything swallow it
My gf gave me a blowjob last night and i cant stop thinking about it
by kml April 11, 2007
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The act of giving a man oral sex. This act should ALWAYS be reciprocated by going down on the giver of the initial blowjob.

Why? Cause it tastes like shit, it's not fun, very few girls enjoy giving them, and we deserve to be repaid.

Keep a girl happy and she'll be willing to do things like this for you. The happier she is, the more she's probably willing to do.
Guy: "Holy shit that was an awesome blowjob! Let me get to the point where I can move again, and it'll be your turn."

Girl: "Sounds good to me!"
by lunalise February 16, 2008
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a blowjob is wer u lick a guys cock until t is slippery and wet, then u swirl ur tongue around the head paying special attention to the little bit on the back, whilst swirling ur hand up and down the shaft, gettin faster harder and deeper.Then u take him deep into ur throat and as u cum up swirl around the head, whilst pulling gently and playing with his balls. whilst sucking always lick and contain eye contact.then go harder faster and deeper till he cums, and swallow with a smile. best blowjob ever!
fuck me what an amazing blowjob!
by ???...??? September 15, 2006
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