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A very attractive man with a great sense of humor and outstanding dick. These are the type you stay away from.
“Omg Jamisen had me everywhere last night”

“Jamisen is so hilarious , but I just can’t do it”
Jamisen by Zipphavin32 June 9, 2021
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Typically used as a both gender name and if a girl attracted to y’all guys, but she doesn’t know her worth. She will be a pretty, unathletic girl but is always very kind.
Q: Wow did you see Jamisen in the gym?
A: Yes, she was struggling but looking good at the same time.
Jamisen by RampagePlayer15 June 28, 2019
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Jamisen, usually a boys name meaning "son of James" Jamisen most times is a very cute guy with a weird smile. He usually likes brunettes. Most times he repels blondes. His favorite color usually blue or green.
Girl 1: See him over there?

Girl 2: Ya. What about him?

Girl 1: His smile is weird.

Girl 2: Now that you mention it... It is. But hes cute.

Girl 1: He must be a Jamisen.
Jamisen by Kiwi_sexyeyes101 April 3, 2010

Jamisen Griffin 

This is a girl who is just wonderful. She might not be the most prettiest but she will make you laugh.Her best friend has been in her class for years and its like you can really trust her. In total she is a GREAT person.
Girl: Wow! She is so funny she is like a jamisen griffin
Jamisen Griffin by Person in class October 8, 2018
Literally meaning "son of James". Though originally a surname from Scotland and Ireland, Jamison is also used as a first name by parents who fear the name "James Jr." will doom their child to a career as a mechanic or garbage man (as is the fate of most "Juniors".) All men named Jamison have been found to be highly intelligent, funny, charming, classy, gorgeous and sexy as hell. Unfortunately they also have a mean streak and one should fear for their lives if they acquire any enemies named Jamison. He will kill you and bury you in the woods...then go screw your girlfriend.
Jamison is amazing. Enough said.
Jamison by JadedJay August 2, 2008
Jamison is an amazing guy. A life saver. When you feel as if there is no point to living any more, he will sweep in and give you hope. He'll make you feel special.
Jamison is the most amazing guy I have ever met.
Jamison by lovedbysomeone October 18, 2013
A really sweet, nice, and athletic guy. He is also very funny and is fun to be around. Be careful around him, he will easily steal your heart.
Aww look it's Jamison! He steals my heart every time I see him.
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