bottled

To ram one's penis into another's eye.

Bottled my gf hard last night.

by CurtisSmehlers March 8, 2007

Blotted

to be under the influence of blotter acid.

Im so fucking blotted right now i just wanna go on a baby punching spree.

by JustCallMeKOBE December 22, 2009

Bottled

Internet slang/lingo for when someone gets tricked into going to the shock site bottleguy.com

You should have seen the look on Neil's face when he got bottled yesterday!

by Carabas - Lewl October 10, 2006

Blottle

to be a member of a hot and steamy cat sex. and to have cat claws scratching at your back and thighs.

Today i was in a old lady's house and she had about 500 cats, so i decided to have a blottle with them and after i went home to see my girlfriend she asked why i had scratches all over my body, so i told her i had a blottle and she decided to join next time.

by take it to my blottle January 8, 2010

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.

I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

Bottled it

When you're about to achieve something great but you fail at the last moment.

+Dude, he is about to win this race.

-Let's see.
+Nevermind, he bottled it already. So Super_GT

by AnDrEwFigi December 4, 2018

Bottled

To make or have had someone fitted with Genies Inc merch

Check Instagram dude. 50 Cent and Jared Goff got bottled today with hats and jackets.

by Genies December 19, 2018