blargle

term used to express

1) great quantity
2) frustration
3) weenie dogs

"Oh my god, there are 50 weenie dogs running toward us!"

"BLARGLE $(*%#$*(%&."

by weeeeeeeeeeeenie April 5, 2009

Borgle

An exclamation normally used to express victory or glee. sometimes used in conjuction with pelvic thrusts or a fist in the air.

It has been fabled that the warlord Genghis Khan would shout this before he entered battle, as a way of preparing his army for death.

Another origin of this seemingly atomic explosion of pure joy and wonder, is that extra-terrestrials from somewhere in the Alpha Centauri system, embarked on a multi-lightyear journey. Eventually making it to earth and bestowing human kind with the unbelievable greatness that is Borgle.

Man 1: A king cobra just bit me!
Man 2: Borgle! *Pelvic thrusts*

Genghis Khan: Assemble men and prepare to die! Borgle!

Alien 1: Zeep zoop beezlp
Alien 2: Xcvhat breemt lkagc, Borgle!

by Teh War Hero October 21, 2009

blorl

Satirical word based on "lol, rofl, lmao...."

Man 1: "I found Tim sleeping with my wife yesterday, I shot him twice in the head and now i'm on the run, can I stay at your house 'till the heat's off."

Man 2: "No, blorl"

by Doca June 18, 2006

Morning Borgle

to wake up in the morning with a massive erection, and no place to go... Borgle refers to the member, a nickname for it.

" I woke up with a bad case of Morning Borgle "

" yesterday I had Morning Borgle, and it scared my girlfriend."

by Dan'l D October 21, 2009

bloogle balls

Bloogle balls are a medical condition resulting from the frustration of attempting to google someone and getting either no dirt at all or a sea of results for a multitude of people with the same name as your googlee. Often results from an underestimation of the popularity of the name you are searching.

"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
"Oh suck! Bloogle balls!"

by laurosaur November 1, 2005

blurgle

diarrhea; any unpleasant fecal emission

child i just went to the toilet and had terrible blurgle

by jeff December 26, 2004

Blorgen Shmorgen

A word that really has no meaning. but is used at random times to express any feeling. Not used often. But you could help start the trend!

Girl: O my gosh! I just got tickets to see Maroon 5 last week!

Guy (not caring): Blorgen Shmorgen...



Frustrated Student: I have so much homework! BLORGEN SHMORGEN!!!!!

by The Coolest guy on earth February 12, 2009