Top Bloke

Aussie slang which defines a male who has overall good social qualities.
The word "bloke" defines a male character while 'top" defines the overall quality of the person.

Mick is a Top Bloke, he got us front seats for the show.

by 5p3ctrum June 19, 2011

big bloke

(n); a Northern English man who has typical male characteristics and possessions such as a car, girlfriend, money, sense of humour and a beer belly.

Can also be used as an excuse, reason and to justify certain behaviour.

You just ate two burgers you can't possibly want a third" "Leave me alone im a big bloke!

by londonrimmel July 22, 2010

Blonest

When you are being blunt and honest at the same time

'I admire how blonest she was'

by Blonest May 3, 2019

plentike bloke

A gay shemale.

Like my big china, you plentike bloke.

by Chodeser May 4, 2003

bad bloke

A bad bloke is a friend that doesn't know how to be a friend.

Bloke one: "I nominate Lochi for the bad bloke of the year award."
Bloke two: "Yeah man, he never adds me to group chats with the lads, worst bloke out!"
Lochi: "Ha jokes on you that's not even a real award"

by LBoy4BadBloke May 15, 2014

Toke a Bloke

The Act of "Toking a Bloke" Refers to, Smoking a Fag.

The fag will drop his pants leaving his swollen member ready for "Toking".

or if you still don't get it...

SUCKING DICK!.

Droseff: "This American Beer tastes like Watered down Ant Piss".
Bro: "No way!, American Beer is the shit!".
Broseff: "Oh go toke a bloke".

by A_Godly_Canuck September 15, 2012

blokey

Of, or related to being a bloke.

Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.

by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007