Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.

Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.

by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011

Blockland Adventure Mode

A supposed secret un-lockable campaign mode on Blockland that really is a joke on the forums that makes people be confused what it really is.

"Joker: Dude, This weapon needs to be added to Blockland Adventure mode"
"Other guy: What's Adventure Mode?"
"Joker: Can't tell you, you need to unlock it on your own"
"Other guy: WAH! :C"

by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 30, 2010

Blackwards

Making something less white/caucasian and moving to darker skin tones instead.

"I'd be more interested if The Little Mermaid went more blackwards before getting greenlighted."
"I'm so happy about the new blackwards Annie."

by sailershanty February 4, 2015

BlockAdBlock

A massage HTML code that is really shit to adblockers that they use blockblockadblock to block it.

BlockAdBlock is so gay I decided to block it.

by . ‍ February 15, 2019

Blockland

The game where you build stuff!
Blockland IS Legos.
Very addicting...much like WoW and D2.

Damn, stayed up all night AGAIN playng Blockland!

by Zorlock April 25, 2005

German Blockade

The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!

Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!

by Charlesss May 31, 2007

blackwards

1. When a black person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by whites.

2. When a white person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by blacks.

1. "Jamal's favorite sport is polo? That's as blackwards as Carlton Banks."

2."Chip's trying out for the slam dunk contest? That dude's totally blackwards."

by Skyfood April 22, 2009