anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

Gargantuan Blockades

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.

Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol

by Fish186 October 14, 2020

Blockamo

An ugly woman standing a block or more away.

she's got a body, but her face only looks good at a blockamo

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004

Blockhead

A major fan of New Kids on the Block aka NKOTB aka The Block.

A typical Blockhead is known for creating their own shirts for concerts and hanging around the tour buses. They give love for the group in a mature, respectable fashion. They will wait in the heat, cold, snow, and rain to have that one moment that is all their own.

The ultimate goal for a Blockhead is to have Facetime. (see facetime)

Wow. Did you see all those ladies over there standing in the rain? They haven't left for hours.

Yup, they are Blockheads.

by Mandy in TULSA April 16, 2009

hata blockaz

dark shaded sunglasses... used by the hated and ppl who like the song

I got my hata blockaz on! (i got my hata blockaz on)

by T Shane May 21, 2006

blockaway

Someone who only looks good from a block away, but when they get close you realize it was all an illusion. A variation on the ever popular butter face.

That guy is a blockaway.

by punan February 26, 2004

german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.

"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"

by roflzorz November 18, 2007