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boating

The act of physically beating someone with your penis.

If the target of the boating is seriously injured by the act or killed, boating should be displayed in bold or capital letters, or if spoken, it should be said with extra emphasis.
Having run out of ammunition, the soldier was forced to take his enemy boating.

Stanley was not known for his boating skills.
by chigger254 November 15, 2011
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Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.
"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."
by The Horny Italian Pirate April 11, 2008
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Speed boating

When a penis is inside a vagina or ass and the vagina or ass farts or queef's.
I was motor-boating your mom's tits. Then while fucking her she queefed and was speed boating my dick.
by rusty trombone of destiny October 31, 2010
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Bleating Meeting

Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.
"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."
by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009
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Yodel Boating

Placing your head between a woman's breasts and vigorously shaking your head back and forth while yodeling. Similar to motor boating except you yodel which adds a European flair to the activity.
Yo, I totally Yodelboated your sister yesterday in the Swiss Alps, then I took her to Paris and gave her The Eiffel Tower.

Yodel Boating dat' Swiss Miss.
by Sackajuhwayyyyahhhhh October 16, 2014
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Slave Boating

1. When more people are in a car than there are seats for.

2. Unusually large amounts of people crowded into a car.

3. Having an over-crowed car.

4. Back in the day, the ships that usually brought slaves to the New World were generally over-crowded with people. This term has been applied to over-crowded automobiles.
Sine we only have one car, we will be slave boating it.
by inkybuz July 13, 2011
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glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.
The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.
by Dustin December 2, 2003
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